Phineas Wigley

Phineas Wigley was a resident of St. Olaf. His family was involved in a scandal when the Navy came to town to take bids for a submarine contract. The Navy had budgeted $1 million for the construction of 100 submarines, but Wigley promised that he could make them for half that price and won the contract. Six months later, when the Navy came to check on the progress, they discovered that Phineas had made 100 hoagie heroes for $500,000 using imported meats and cheeses. The Wigley family was no longer revered in St. Olaf after the scandal.