Mrs. Gunderson

St. Olaf's grade school teacher. By all accounts a very nice woman. However, as the years went by, she got her facts confused. In biology class, she started telling children that the human body was comprised of 80% Ovaltine. While studying World War I, she told the students that mustard gas was something you got from eating too many hot dogs. To this day in St. Olaf, everyone celebrates the 4th of July with a thin omelet on a bun.